Saturday, August 26, 2006
.: Singaporean VS Malaysian(Just for Laugh) :.
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia,
He was sitting in a Delifrance shop having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
"You must be a Singaporean right?" the Malaysian asked.
"Yes.......how did you know?"asked the Singaporean.
Malaysian: "Because you Singaporeans eat the whole bread right?"
"Yes of course." replied the Singaporean.
Malaysian: "We don't. We Malaysians only eat what's inside the crusts.We collect the crusts into containers, recycle them and then make them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "Ah ha.......We don't. We Malaysians eat only fresh fruits grown in Malaysia for breakfast and then we put all the peels,seeds and other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam and then sell it across to you in Singapore."
The Singaporean had enough and he retorted.
Singaporean: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Of course we do and we are much better at it and we have sex more often than you Singaporeans and that is why we do not have population problem in Malaysia."
Singaporean: "I see.......and do you wear protection?"
Malaysian: "Of course we wear condoms. We are the condom manufacturing capital of the world."
Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms after you have used them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course!"
Singaporean: "Well, we don't. Let me share a secret with you. In Singapore,the government secretly collects them and puts them into a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia for people like you to chew on and that is why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!"
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|9:06 PM|
Friday, August 18, 2006
.: Designer's Jean (by Shawn) :.
Haiz...'Xian'sation....
no appt,no walk-in,no customer to do n no nothing...
so boring at wk today...
n C wat Shawn had done to my Levi's!?!?
But i love it....
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|9:49 PM|
Thursday, August 17, 2006
.: Haiz.... :.
Pack my room last nite....
N throwing flowers away again...
felt so sorry 4 those suppose-to-be Beautiful flowers...
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|7:03 PM|
Friday, August 11, 2006
.: New Make up kit :.
Liz Claiborne in sets
5 Pieces Make up Kit
My fav Kit
Bought new make up kits today...so happy....*YEAH*
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|6:56 PM|
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
.: My New Foundation :.
Afro got a Surprise 4 mi.... C wat?!
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|6:28 PM|
Saturday, August 05, 2006
.: my New dollies... :.
Living Dead Doll Series 11-Maggot
Living Dead Doll Series 11-Killbaby
Shawn is back fr Canada not long....
C wat he get 4 mi...HeeHee
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|6:20 PM|
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
.: My b-Day Present :.
Living Dead Doll(Series9-Dawn) Fr Dawn&Dina
Living Dead Doll(series9-Blue)Fr Afro
Living Dead Doll(Series9-Purdy)Fr Joe
Living Dead Doll(series 9-Toxic Molly)Fr Gar
4 dollies here... where is my 5th Dollie-Elisa Day??? Hmmmmm
Boots Fr Jaye
Tattoo Machine Fr Weikang
Top Fr Gary
Necklace Fr jenn&Apple
bracelete Fr Serene
Bling Bling necklace Fr Elf
Flowers Fr Afro
Pooh Bear Fr FeiFei
Clothing Fr WenQi
Lots n lots of present...*Happy Happy*
Oso Receive AngPao Fr Lynn,Jaron,Felix n Dajie
Flaming Larmbo fr Joan
Bottle of Chivas n Waterfall Fr Serene
Bottle of Chivas Fr Mama......
Blah blah Blah.....
Great B day ya!
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|7:46 PM|
