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Saturday, November 18, 2006

.: Relax....... :.

Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
1st: What does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend dead.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when
wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is
when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: do u know the importance of a period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.


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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, are all these kids yours???
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints".

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, "you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!"

**********
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...

__- LOVEdeprived -__
|8:11 PM|

Thursday, November 02, 2006

.: Chivas & Didi @ Utopia Studio :.














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|8:01 PM|

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

.: Halloween 2006 @ whynot :.









__- LOVEdeprived -__
|4:32 PM|

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