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Saturday, July 28, 2007

.: The Husband Stall (to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth) :.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch ...... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband......................

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!

__- LOVEdeprived -__
|6:23 PM|

.: Deadly Symdrome :.

Its always either Insomnia or falling asleep with crankiest dreams,so sick of it when its time to get in bed.

Jux like previous nite,i twisted n turned,flipped n flapped the whole nite til i look at the time,is abt morning 6am when the sun rise a little,i noe i wil be in dreamland soon....
Suddenly found both my hands n legs tightly tied,lying on a bed in a cold unfriendly room,then seeing all nurses n doctors walking towards mi n claimed tat i was diagnosed Schizophrenic n was admitted to mental hospital!And they gonna inject mi wt a super duper big needle to make mi fall asleep!
During the sleep,i experience all the most horror things u ever could experience,hearing weird sound,seeing weird thing,as if wat a Schizo had when tru,i can see myself behaving like one too in the dreams,and at this point of time,i really belive myself really had gone mad,everything was so real til 1 part when something really freak the hell out of mi n makes mi wake up in cold sweat,no joke!i really sweating in an aircon room ok!
This kind of experience is real freaky,u r already dreaming,n u dream again u ur dream,i donno?! is ridiculas,i cant explain it.....n i don tink any1 of u would wan to noe how come or wan experince it,is no fun at all!

Horror dreams has nv stop haunting mi,haiz.............
damn headache,dono how tyo stop it........ Is my life onli full of Horror?!

Wat wil be the next coming up dreams???

__- LOVEdeprived -__
|3:09 AM|

Friday, July 27, 2007

.: My Birthday!!! :.

Finaly,my birthday is over,but the celebration hasnt end yet!
More coming up over the weekend,comfirm drink drank drunk!!!!

On my B bay Eve(25th July)
Steamboat at kithener rd with..........
Dad, Mum, Biao n her gal, Qi, Afro, Jen, Weiming, Terry, Dawn, Dina, Gary, Jaron, Robin, Elf, Ked, Albin, Remus n her gal, QiuLian, Jed, Gar, Apple and Veron plus mi...keke,total of 25pple.
The food was good,the party was fun,n most important this is the 1st b day party tat i didnt get drunk since when i was 14yrs old as is a steamboat party!
The feeling is shiok!!!
But this coming wkend im dead!!!

Papa leh? *go Mustafa shopping right after eating!!!*

cut cake or cut human?!

***Hard Cake to crack!!!***

*overjoyed!!!*

1 year older *sob*

Flowers from Afro

Cheese cake of Love by Jen

Flowers from Afro

Anna Sui loose powder from Afro

Anna Sui ring lipgloss from Afro too

Roses from Garrey

Ornyx Necklace from Garrey n Robin

Agnes B bracelet from Ked & Bin

Blink Blink Necklace from Elf

Perlinis silver from Gar

Billabong coin pouch from Mus n her gal

Purse from Apple n Veron

Ang Pao from Jed,Dawn n Dina,Jaron.Terry,QiuLian n Bibi

on the 26th July

sleeps whole day til evening then out wt Afro for Tepanyaki dinner at TM,

Then headed to PS to meet Jen,Weiming,Terry n his partner for movie,we watched Rise:Blood Hunter,quite a nice show,after tat we go geylang eat durian,then go bedok 85 eat Ba Cho Mee!

Shit!Put on weigh again!!!!

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|6:29 PM|

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

.: ................. :.

Aft 12 tonite is my Hatchday!Another yr OLDER!
Sad,n i had always heard my fren say,B day means 1 yr closer to death!Haha,noti hoh!

Last nite,when back my parents house aft wk,was really hungry when i reached there,but don feel like going down coffeeshop wt my mama to eat,oso don feel like eating tabao food,so i make my papa cook for mi,at first i tot of eating some sweet steam egg like those hong kong dessert as he always cook......
But instead of cooking tat,he cook Milo omelette le!Inovative hoh,the taste is perfectly blend,not weird at all although it sounds funny ya,the texture is juz as fine as the Mc Donald omelette,the onli thing is brown-chocolate in color,wt the taste of sweetness n the smells of Milo,wah!i tell u damn gd lo! He told mi when he was in some business trip in thailand few yrs back,was under one roof wt Japanese Mafia,they eat tat for breakfast,n they cook for my papa too,sometime they cook cereal omelette too,papa say tat taste even better!
He oso cook stewed pork noodles for mi,i damn miss tat lo,it has been a few yr i nv eat tat since i move out,wah! really perfect dinner!

Aft dinner, was waiting for Terry to cycle down from Bukit Merah to my house(Tampines),really crazy fellow,so far lo,while waiting,papa cut some Mango for mi,Wah!Shiok lo.....
After a little while,Terry cal n say he reach liao!i was like......r u sure u reach liao or go wrong palce?is nearly impossible lo,i look at the time,he tok onli 1hr plus a little onli lo!
i go down to meet him n have Mc Donald,chit chat,he timed himself n from Bukit Merah to Tampines he onli took 1h10min le!Marvellous!
And stil need to cycle all the way back home! WTF!!!!!!!

__- LOVEdeprived -__
|4:53 PM|

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

.: Tips of the Day :.

EAT WISELY AND STAY HEALTHY

Carrot + Ginger + Apple
- Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery
- Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol and improve stomach upset and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple
- Improve skin complexion and bad breath

Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk
- Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber
- Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon
- To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi
- To improve skin complexion.

Pear & Banana
- regulates sugar content.

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango
- Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity,decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk
- Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk
- Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk
- Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.

KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

Apples
-Protects your heart,prevents constipation,Blocks diarrhea,Improves lung capacity,Cushions joints.

Apricots
-Combats cancer,Controls blood pressure,Saves your eye sight,Shields against Alzheimer's,Slows aging process.

Artichokes
-Aids digestion,Lowers cholesterol,Protects your heartStabilizes,blood sugar,Guards against liver disease.

Avocados
-Battles diabetes,Lowers cholesterol,Helps stops strokes,Controls blood pressure,Smoothes skin.

Bananas
-Protects your heart,Quiets a cough,Strengthens bones,Controls blood pressure,Blocks diarrhea.

Beans
-Prevents constipation,Helps hemorrhoids,Lowers cholesterol,Combats cancer,
Stabilizes blood sugar.

Beets
-Controls blood pressure,Combats cancer,Strengthens bones,Protects your heart,Aids weight loss.

Blueberries
-Combats cancer,Protects your heart,Stabilizes blood sugar,Boosts memory,Prevents constipation.

Broccoli
-Strengthens bones,Saves eye sight,Combats cancer,Protects your heart,Controls blood pressure.

Cabbage
-Combats cancer,Prevents constipation,Promotes weight loss,Protects your heart,Helps hemorrhoids.

Cantaloupe
-Saves eye sight,Controls blood pressure,Lowers cholesterol,Combats cancer,Supports immune system.

Carrots
-Saves eye sight,Protects your heart,Prevents constipation,Combats cancer,Promotes weight loss.

Did You Know?
Blood type and How many people have it?
O + 40 %
O - 7 %
A + 34 %
A - 6 %
B + 8 %
B - 1 %
AB + 3 %
AB - 1 %

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?
According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types.

How do you rate?

TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal,passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.

TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others,and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are tubbornness and an inability to relax.

TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.

TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

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|6:22 PM|

Monday, July 23, 2007

.: ArrRrrrGgggGGgg!!!!!!!!!!! :.

Any Antidote for PROCRASTINATION ATTACK?!

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|4:06 PM|

Friday, July 06, 2007

.: Its jux the beginning :.

Hasnt been blogging recently,as had been slacking for the pass few months,now gotta stop all the shit n craps n put all heart to my work.2 deals were burst within 1 day,which means all my hard work n money gone!sad.........Tricks n traps everywhere!

No choice,tats life.....facing all the failure over n over again makes one stronger,facing all the problems n failure i had met motivates mi even more,the more failures i met,the more i wanna to be success,like i say,i gonna be a fucking rich bitch living in luxury,i wil not be defeated by those tiny failure to mi,they are my key to success,i wil not give up man!!!

Im consider a lucky little gal who has a good mentor(May) to guide mi along n enlighten mi,good frens to help n motivate mi,n of cox lots of thanx to Jaron,who always provide lots of tips to help mi,n always intro client to mi,wt everyones help,i have seen a bright future in mi =p keekee!

Blondie come n join my team today,we will be working hand in hand n strive hard together,wt him around to motivate n push mi,im sure we both wil make it to our goal very very soon!

Welcome to ERA,blondie,heehee!

Dina wil reach airport this aftnoon at 4pm,cant wait to see her,Lacks of plenty of laughter n fun without tat bitchy slutty her around!This time come back don anyhow fly off liao hor!!!

Garrey Lanson,once again thanks for the clothes u bought for mi,so paiseh,everytime buy things for mi,i stil let u when tru all the pain!Hmm Hmmm,i mean needles n inks,haha....next session later in the evening,is coming.....get ready kie!

May is back from USA few days back,n she bought a Vodka pear for mi,thanx a million...

Actually i start to really work hard when she was away for tat 2 weeks,when she around,i very depend on her,jux follow her around n never put in effort to do my own work,when she is n0t here,i had learned to be independent,if u don depends on urself,u wil not be able to survive on!

Vodka Pear from May,Thankie!!!

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|12:29 AM|